so most of you know the story by now, but just in case you don't...here goes:
today, after a very long morning, it was time for vivian's nap. our pre-nap dialogue went a little like this...
m: would like some water?
v: no. chocolate milk, please.
m: no, vivian. not before bed, how about some water?
v: no mom, chocolate milk.
m: i'm sorry, no. it's water of nothing. you may have chocolate milk as a reward for taking a good nap.
v: ok, mom.
miss vivian gives me a kiss and heads to bed. ahhh, time to shower...i jump in and out in less than five minutes....wait, did i hear something?....nnnnnaaaaaaaaa. ok, blow dry hair...was that a noise? nope. start to fix...definitely hear something! will just peek at miss vivian. as i walk out of my room i notice her door is cracked and she is peeking out at me....dialogue follows:
m: vivian what are you doing?
v: nothing. (big brown eyes blink-blink-blink in innocence.)
m: what is that on your face?
v: what? (like she is suddenly hard of hearing.)
m: what is that smell? (it is a disgusting sick-y-sweet-y-nasty smell)
v: i thirsty.
m: what?! vivian, what is going on?
at this point i realize something is very VERY wrong. i open the door to find THIS:
an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP 64OZ.(just opened the day before!) all over the room!!
and can i just say these DO NOT do it justice. it was on the couch, on the walls, on the floor, on the door...
on the mattress, on the sheets, on the babies, on the pillows, UNDER the sheets, under the rugs,
in the doll furniture, on the bumpers, in the babies eyes...i mean EVERYWHERE!!
i swear it was literally dripping from the furniture!! it looks like a bad csi episode!!! and all this happened in a matter of minutes. i was horrified, shocked, and totally insanely wanting to laugh but knew better. i took vivian (also COMPLETELY covered in chocolate syrup) to my shower and put her in, clothes and all, and told her to wait there for me. only then was it safe to take a few photos. :) luckily, clif was en route home, bauer was asleep, and jill called at just the right time to check online "how to remove syrup from carpet". so after an industrial carpet cleaner was rented, six loads of linens and various baby items were laundered, furniture was scrubbed a third time and daddy banned any and all chocolate syrup for the next two weeks, i finally sat down to ask vivian what happened.
m: vivian i want to talk to you about what happened today.
v: ok, mommy.
m: why did you get the chocolate syrup? (i figured she got it out of the fridge when i was in the shower.)
v: i needed it.
m: for what honey?
v: i was thirsty.
m: ok, but that was a lot of syrup.
v: i know mommy, it was too much. that why i shared it with my babies!
indeed miss vivian you did. :)
here is what that pillow in the first picture (yeah it's that brown thing on the ground) SHOULD look like. i told you it was EVERYWHERE!!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
THE chocolate syrup
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Thursday, July 24, 2008
happy birthday, ladies!
so steph, do you remember asking where that gas picture was? well here it is, girl...i was saving it for this special day! ;)
and our dear, dear, beloved, thespian jill...as a angry but forgiving king during vbs. (or is she just taking a nap...the good lord knows she deserves one!) heheee...
ladies, it is truly wonderful to call you both my friends. happy, happy birthday...i love you! :)
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Sunday, July 20, 2008
FINALLY...
daddy is home! after a week in denver (q's headquarters) we were so happy to see him step out of the terminal saturday morning!
of course like any good daddy, he brought everybody presents. bauer got a tiny outside chair (possibly a bit too small, we didn't realize he had gotten so big!) and vivian got a whole barbie fishing kit!
these pictures crack me up. why is it when a picture is great of one kid...
the other kid isn't paying attention? oh well...
there is definitely love there, and that is what matters! :) and speaking of daddy and love...why might you ask, isn't he in any of these welcome home pictures? well, because just before i got out the camera vivian had made him super pretty....
teeheee....i snuck this one shot! he is strangely pretty...look at those eyelashes! :)
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texarkana or bust
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church picnic sunday
most sundays we make our way to the back row of fumc. it is a tradition that i am so happy to carry on. i spend many a sunday as a child next to my mother on this very bench. and i know i have said it before, but there is something very comfortable to me about the loving "history" the church and our family share. last sunday i couldn't help but sneak this shot...
aren't they cute? and speaking of cute...i bet this is the cutest picnic attendee ever!!
ooops...ok, maybe there is a three way tie...these two*are pretty darn cute too!
*take a look at that desert. a cake nene let vivian decorate with bauer's graham crackers. what silly goose-s they are! :)
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downtown playdate
this summer wednesdays have become play-days...and there is nothing wrong with that!
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Friday, July 11, 2008
princess party
sweet ruby turned three on the 8th, and today was her party. it was princess themed, what else is there when you are three?
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party prep
luckily, vivian has a wonderful assistant* who tests all of her wardrobe choices.
and even spends time checking accessory durability. unfortunately, vivian's hair team fell a bit short this time, misjudging the size sponge roller that would be appropriate for this event.
this morning she woke up looking a bit....let's just say her daddy's nickname of "frizzella" was spot-on!
ohhh the diva drama. don't worry crisis was averted by a quick thinking mommy, and a VERY strong roller brush! (*it was clif's idea to put bauer in the dress, just for the record.)
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mother and daughter
after vivian's little trip to the doctor (she is fine), clif offered to spend some man time with bauer, so vivian and i could have some girly fun. first we went for pedicures.
vivian sat perfectly still and got to pic out both of our paint colors.
of course, she picked purple for herself, and the sweet little lady even put a sparkle butterfly on her big toe. then it was off to do a little shopping, and buy some new sandals.
for some reason we didn't want our picture made, but after a brief discussion that went something like:
mommy: what is wrong vivian?
vivian: i'm huuungry.
mommy: how about some rainbow chocolate cookies for lunch?
vivian: 'ummy, 'ummy! tank you, tank you, mommy!
how did i know that would get a smile!? ;) i love you miss vivian, i am so blessed to be your mother! thank you for our fun day!
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