bauer-isms

just like his big sister...the boy has some very unique views. for example:

b: where is my transform?
me: actually, it is a transform-ER!
b: no it isn't.
me: oh?!
b: it is a BOY not a HER!!!
me: you're right...did you know his real name is optimus prime?
b: no no NO...he is a good guy.
me: i know.
b: no you said he WAS octopus CRIME. he FIGHTS crime. he is a good guy.
me: i'm sorry...your transformer is a good guy.
b: it's not a HER! (obviously frustrated) here mommy, you play with barbie.